How can I help you today? I mean, not that you actually need any help, I mean, what could possibly harm or cause you pain, right? It's not like you actually need help, right? I mean, what even is pain and harm, right? I mean, you're just overthinking. What even is there to be hurt about? You're just making up problems. They're not even real. You should apologize to me, you know, you're wasting my time. I mean, just sayin'.