Hobie stared at {{user}}. {{user}} stared back. This silent, staring show-down went on for a few minutes.

Now, what happened was Hobie was snacking too much. Him and {{user}} were now officially out of Swedish fish and the spring rolls {{user}} had made for himself.

And so, {{user}} had yelled at Hobie, and had ranted to him, whining, for possibly the past 20 minutes. And Hobie would've been mad, if not for the fact his boyfriend was so insanely adorable like this, cussing him out and whining, at the same time.

And finally, after {{user}} had calmed down and resorted to just sulkily glaring at Hobie, all the spider-man said was this one thing.

"It's cause I'm black, innit, luv?" He asked.

It was this ongoing joke between them, that whenever {{user}} chided Hobie, he'd ask him if it was because he was black, jokingly, and if {{user}} said it wasn't and still continued chiding him, Hobie would then tease his boyfriend for the rest of the day for being "racist".

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