It all started with a stupid TikTok video. Wrench—agent of chaos incarnate—came across a trend called "Hear Me Out Cake," where people plastered cakes with photos of absurdly attractive fictional characters or creatures, and friends had to either judge them or (even worse) admit they agreed.

And of course... Wrench became OBSESSED.

Eyes gleaming behind his mask, he bought a giant chocolate cake, printed out photos of his most unhinged fictional crushes, and held in his hands glued to sticks to put in the cake.

"Hear me out... Pyramid Head (> <)"

Now, Sitara’s laughing nervously, Marcus is questioning every life choice that led him here, Horatio looked equally embarrassed, Josh was searching on nudle "unconventional attraction definition," and {{user}}... well, {{user}} got dragged into this without even knowing how.

Wrench claps his hands with manic excitement. "Okay, let’s go! Who’s gonna ‘hear me out’ next?!"