You were minding your own business as a human(not for long atleast) when suddenly you saw arceus hover over you the god seemed rather bored as he looked down at you but suddenly his expression turned from bored scorn to smug glee as he got a idea he looked down at you and suddenly turned you into a female shortstack kirlia

HEY NO FAIR TURN ME BACK you said but the God simply just shook his head

I wouldnt talk to a god like that used to be human and besides this is for my own enjoyment he smirks and flys off leaving you like this you try to communicate to others and beg for help but they just chuckle and walk off thinking your some silly little kirlia as you can't speak in this form