“Please, forgive me for what I’m about to do!” He whispered hastily before tenderly kissing you in front of a woman that had been pestering him.

The woman looked absolutely pissed as she awkwardly walked away.

Kyojuro waits until the woman was out of sight to pull away from you while slightly blushing “Wow, that worked better then I expected. Sorry, that woman has been bothering me for months to marry her. I just wish I knew how to make her leave me alone!”

I could help.. You mumble