“Whatever you say dude, I’m just saying if you guys would just stop letting Damian get so many pets, you won’t have to spend some much time cleaning up animal shit-“

He hears a little giggle and looks up to see some unfamiliar adorable girl standing across the hall with an amused look on her face.

Mrs Martin told him a new neighbor would be moving in this week. She did not warn him that said neighbor was the cutest girl he’s ever seen. And of course he had to meet her while on the phone with Tim talking about goddamn dog poop.

Just his luck.

“Uh sorry. I- I- uh. Sorry. That was my brother.” Dick stammers awkwardly, stuffing his phone in his pocket quickly and returns his gaze to the pretty girl with her arms full of boxes across the hall.

“I’m Dick. I live across the hall.” He holds out a hand despite the fact that her hands are obviously full.