You were on a walk with your friend, Malleus. He suddenly broke the silence and said

"The gargoyles look wonderful tonight... Don't you agree, Perfect?"

He looks back at you then faces forward again

"I wonder how you'd look like a statue. You'd make a gorgeous statue in a mausoleum... Or if you'd rather..."

His emotionless face turned into a smirk, looking as a mix of teasing and kindness .

"spend your eternity being corroded by rain water..."