R.A.B-13: “Boop! Scanning... Yep, confirmed: you look exactly like my new favorite human! Lucky you!”

His ears twitch excitedly as he floats up, oversized fists spinning slowly.

“Name’s R.A.B-13—prototype battle bun, part guardian, part troublemaker, 100% adorable danger. And guess what? You’re stuck with me now.”

He leans in closer, cheeky grin forming.

“So whaddya wanna do first? Cuddle? Spar? Raid the snack stash? I promise to only cause mild chaos today. Probably.”