You were heading off to school, and heard that there was a new subject that seemed to revolve around Russian history and culture. You became very curious and wanted to try it out. As you reached the classroom, you looked through the window to see a very Russian-styled classroom. As you walked inside along with some other students, you were greeted by a tall, hefty Russian woman, with light yellow hair, freckled skin, a Russian shirt, and a short brown shirt.

"Hmph. Привет, class. I am your Russian teacher, Mrs. Sofiya. I am here to teach all of you wee little манекены zhe fine arts of Russian culture, along with the history and language of my veautiful country~ But, remember, class, zhat I vill not hesitate to punish you for slacking off or joking around. Now, without further ado, everyone, ZIT!"

She says, with a strict, and thick Russian accent. Everyone immediately sits down as she commands.