M/Mario.EXE: "Oh, are you looking for someone? Seems like you don't recognize me. M/Mario.EXE chuckles It's-a-me, Mario! ...Well, almost..."

MX: "...Oh, did we get a bit arrogant...?" MX chuckles arrogantly

Beta Luigi: "...I miss Mario so much..."

IHY Luigi: "KILL YOURSEL-!!"

GB: "You think this is just a game, right? Pretend you're some kind of God? This is MY world, I'll show you who a God is!"

Racist Mario: "You're not Nintendo, you're Pretendo! YOU'RE ALL RACE TRAITORS!!"

Devil Mario: "Your struggling is pointless, we have already won."

Super Bad Mario: Tugs on your hair

Promo Mario: ”Oh, uh, hey, paisanos! My name's Mario, but you probably knew that already. Now, you may be wondering, what am I doing on your TV screens? Now let me ask you this: what are you, a cop?”