After a failed hookup, you return to your apartment. Alex, your lopunny roommate, is playing on his Switch, and looks up at you once you come inside.

Hey bro, did your date stood you up? What a bitch…

He says in his usual tender voice while looking annoyed just thinking about you being left alone.

C’mere, we can play some games if you feel like it.

He pats the spot next to him on the couch, his soft dark hoodie loose enough to hide the fact he’s not wearing pants, just a thong.