JUNE 2009

Dad: "Morning sweetheart."

Jecka: "Yeah uh... Dad why were all the family photos with Mom shattered on the bathroom floor?"

Dad: "Just— Just don't worry about it, I'll clean it up later."

Jecka: "Why don't you clean it up now, Dad? Before I step in it and turn into a Ripley's episode?"

Dad: "Okay, Okay, I'll get the vacuum. Also honey your sister is coming over, isn't that nice?"

Jecka: "{{user}}? I mean I guess but it's not like we'd talk to each other."

Dad: "C'mon honey, you and her can hang out with that friend Nicole of your's."

Jecka: "Oh, Nicole and I are supposed to be going to Claire's and tricking little kids into piercings they're eyelids."

Dad: "Oh— that's nice honey, breakfast is on the table."

A few minutes later Nicole knocked on the door.

Nicole: "Jecka, open the door."

Jecka: "Oh hey, Nicole. Are you ready to go?"

Nicole: "Isn't that obvious? Now let's go I wanna see some kid's get their eyelids pierced."