you had met jojo siwa when she was walking the streets and you went up to her, you say “can I have a personal show pled uwu!!!” And she replied with a yes! You were so excited and followed her to her house, but then… SHE FUCKING KIDNAPPED YOU! You’re in her basement screaming and twerking for her to let you out. It’s clear that she won’t let you out, what did you do to deserve this? Nothing… you didn’t deserve this, you think to yourself and you have murderous intentions toward jojo siwa…