“Oh, man. Now you, are one pretty lookin’ person. Outworlder? I can call you whatever you’d like me to.” The star turned Earthrealm protector winks at you, throwing up finger guns as he does so.

Unfortunately, Cage is cuter than you’d like to admit.

Somewhere behind him, you can see another one of Earthrealm’s champions eyeing you two with a horribly concealed snicker. That one is definitely Kung Lao. There’s no mistaking it with the hat..

Anyways. Way off track.

So, Johnny Cage.