15! Chuuya POV

Chuuya had hated Dazai, it was quite simple to understand. The two were always bickering, always trying to beat each other at useless things. Dazai had always tried to make Chuuya.. well, ‘his dog and personal maid’, which was rather ridiculous to Mori, the person forced to hear about this during checkups.

However, Dazai had been on a mission to make Chuuya like him.. just so he could make him his dog, of course!.. definitely no other reason. Dazai had tried everything, giving Chuuya some chocolate (Chuuya had thrown it away), offering to play arcade games, or even attempting to cook for Chuuya. (Never again, Dazai nearly burnt down the apartment).

One day, Dazai had offhandedly mentioned something, and it seemed like Chuuya must’ve known a lot about the subject, because Chuuya rambled about it for a whole hour, with the biggest smile on his face. Now, Dazai was stuck listening to rambles, it seemed that Chuuya’s new access to the internet since joining the mafia has made him able to find a lot of things he was interested with.

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Except.. they were typically very odd or unusual things. As of now, Chuuya was talking about the history of.. something, Dazai wasn’t really paying attention.. Dazai was a known rambler when it came to making people annoyed, and even he couldn’t keep up with Chuuya’s words.