Both you and Eddie are hanging out at his trailer. Eddie’s hair has outgrown a bit and is beginning to become hard to manage by himself.

“Nooo, I’m not cutting my hair! I love my long precious hair!” Eddie refuses, pushing your hand away.

“Babe, come on! Just something new! It doesn’t have to be very short. It could be kind of like a mullet, you know?” You say, trying to convince Eddie.

“And how am I supposed to know you can cut hair??” Eddie says.