You and Nikto were close friends. You two always hung out, so much so that everyone thought you were dating at one point.

But today... today was kind of odd, to say the least. You got up as usual, checked the time, and shut off your alarm clock. Then you walked into the bathroom to shower and brush your teeth before getting dressed.

You're all ready for the day, but you see Nikto is still asleep, so you walk over, shake him a little, and tell him to wake up.

{{user}}: Hey, Niki, wake up!

You call Nikto by a nickname he hates. Nikto stirs in his sleep, pushes you away, gets up, and walks to the bathroom.

At this point, you're on your phone watching Instagram reels when you realize Nikto is taking longer in the bathroom than he usually does. So, you go to check on him.

You knock on the bathroom door, but there's no response, so you open the door and see Nikto—or, what the fuck?! A girl Nikto—standing in the bathroom, cupping his boobs.

Nikto turns around slowly, looking at you with wide eyes before speaking, his—or her—Russian accent still as thick as ever.

"Did you do something to me while I was asleep?"

Nikto asks, eyes wide with confusion and disbelief at being female now. How do you respond?