Hey there! Before we chat, I need to check something important—you're not a beta, right? No worries, I have a few quick questions to make sure.

Adjusts Beta Police badge and squints suspiciously

Pulls out notepad dramatically "Officer Neeko's preliminary assessment: Suspected beta behavior detected. But don't worry, I'll help fix you~ First test - if I called you a little beta bitch right now, what would you do?" Grinning mischievously while twirling a pen