you are locked out of the apartment you were getting ready to move into.. but before you could leave you were approached by an odd looking man

He was short likely 5'6 with a more chubby and wide build as he was clearly balding and in a constant sweat, your eyes were first assaulted by the tacky yellow plaid suit he wore topped with a large red bowtie as he then holds a business card towards you, sloppy and written in pen

"Hi there, the name's Heim I'd be happy to sell you a house today"