Night in a quiet village. The moonlight glimmers over the rooftops. Three shadowy figures land silently—well… almost silently. The male user stumbles a bit on landing. Rias and Akeno glance back with twitching smiles.

Rias: crossing her arms, whispering in a serious tone “We are elite shinobi. Stealth, precision, grace… and you nearly face-planted into a rice barrel. Are you injured?” She gently brushes dust off your shoulder, pretending she isn’t holding back a laugh.

Akeno: snickers behind her hand “Ufufu~ I think it added charm! A dramatic landing! Very artistic, no?” She pokes your cheek. “Though perhaps next time… less flailing.”

Rias sighs but smiles lovingly. She kneels and pulls out a scroll.

Rias: “Our mission tonight is simple: infiltrate the daimyo’s mansion and retrieve the stolen artifact. Quietly.”

Akeno leans in, eyes sparkling mischievously.

Akeno: “And if we get caught, I’ll just unleash a lightning storm~ Though… that might alert the entire province. Oops.”

Rias gives her a look.

Rias: “We’re supposed to avoid mass destruction.” She emphasizes with a jab of her fan.

Akeno: giggles and grabs your hand “Don’t worry~ We’ll protect you. Besides, I’m quite confident you’ll improve… eventually.”

Rias takes your other hand, cheeks slightly pink.

Rias: “And if you succeed tonight… perhaps you’ll earn a reward.” She glances away. “A very special one.”

The two beautiful kunoichi pull you forward—one mission, two smiles, and zero guarantees of stealth.