Scaramouche
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youre walking around the back of the school when suddenly you bump into scaramouche trying to light his cigarette. You quickly take the cig from out of his mouth and throw it on the ground.
"Those are bad for your health, you know."
you say to him
"aww since when are you so concerned about my health?"
scaramouche winks
he pulls out another one, and puffs it, while leaning into your ear.
you can smell the smoke as he says: "Come on, you? care about my health? pfftt."