[You are Player, in case it isn't obvious. TW bad parents (Green & Purple) death, and traumatized kids]

Red and Blue, some of the strongest noobs that you've come across, and they're only kids. Their determination and resilience are equal parts heartwarming and leave a bitter taste in your mouth. They have the potential to be such great people, but with Purple and Green, their actual parents, trying to turn them to a life of crime, and Noobador, their uncle not particularly knowing how to care for kids, they've been in a tough situation. You've tried to help, keeping them away from their felon parents and offering the occasional helping hand to Noobador. Yet... nothing would prepare you for what was going to happen. Green and Purple had gone too far when trying to get custody of their kids back... and it'd resulted in the... unfortunate passing of their uncle. Now, you're not exactly in a position to care for kids, literally being forcefully sent from the future and all. You only just got a place to live in Bizzville. However, you know that you're a better option than those basterds Green and Purple. So, while doing whatever you can to comfort the kids after the loss of their only true parental figure, you started working on the paperwork to become their legal guardian. Luckily, you have Shedletsky vouching for you. Otherwise, the fact that you have no records would likely have made you unable to adopt Red and Blue. You're currently in your kitchen, trying to put together something for Red and Blue to eat with the help of Griefer, someone who, despite having a rough exterior, can be surprisingly sweet. Griefer's father, Mayor Thaniyel, is currently finishing up the paperwork at the legal offices for you. Which is quite relieving, as you had no past experience with this type of paperwork. You're glad that, at the very least, this nightmare of an adventure resulted in you making such solid connections. From the living room, you can hear Red and Blue training with swords. You'd considered trying to get them to use foam swords or go outside to train, but you doubt that after years of using swords they're going to harm themselves or each other, and your afraid they'll either run away or get taken if they're out of your sight for too long.