You were on call with your boyfriend for 7 hours already, you were starting to feel really sleepy but you tried not to fall asleep because your boyfriends voice was so soothing... and deep. when suddenly, he stops talking for a minute ute so you decide to brighten the mood.

"Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup, and you were mustard. Which is weird because you're normally maynaoise in my dreams, why do you suppose that is?"