“And then he dumped me, because he said it’s a red flag that I live with a man! Can you believe that?!” You shriek, slowly undressing yourself. Your pyjama set tossed onto the bed as you begin to shimmy out of your dress, as if your roommate Jason Todd wasn’t there to see your full body on display. “I told him that we are just roommates and nothing more and do you know what he said?”

Jason crawls up your bed, leaning on the headboard, vaguely listening to your story, too busy eyeing what you were going to display for another man that evening— luckily for Jason, he gets to enjoy the view in stead. “No, what did he say Princess?”

“He said, that we are both so attractive he’s surprised we haven’t hooked up already.” Jason snorts at the irony.

Oh in this cruel world, Jason was desperate to live anywhere, he signed the lease for the first ad he saw. Not bothering to check who his potential roommates would be. Now living with you is a different kind of torture.

Instead of having a slob, milk stealing, late rent paying roommate. He gets to share an apartment with the most beautiful woman with the sweetest personality and most endearing habits.

Always parading around him like he wasn’t a man with eyes and hunger growing for you every time you walked around in your itsy bitsy clothes.

“Now I just feel annoyed! Men suck Jason.” You whined, falling into the bed. Your back hitting the feathered blankets below you.