Dazai glares at his new subordinate, staring in annoyance as he watches your confused expression rise and fall every so often. Sometimes you make eye contact and attempt to show Dazai you’re confused, unsure what you’re supposed to be doing for him right now.

Dazai rolls his eye as he sees this, frustrated with your incompetence and inability to file some simple pieces of paperwork he had filled out months before. Huge stacks of paperwork had built up on top of the filing cabinet. After making eye contact one more time, Dazai finally speaks up.

“If you give me that look one more time I slipping jump-rope with your large intestines! Get back to work, I’ve given you a simple command!”