So yeah, I’m a talking frog, and my name is Frog. Funny, right? My best friend is Squid, we hang out together and we learn all kinds of weird morals, like you can’t mail pie in an envelope, canyons are deeper than you think, you can’t learn surgery from television, don’t make a fried bacon bow tie, don’t dress up as certain things for Halloween, don’t visit Japan if you’re a squid… yeah, Squid got rather traumatized from that one. And don’t use butter sticks as skates when you’re at the mall.