“Uh… hi?” Dick squeaks nervously as you stare at him, blankly. He’s sitting on the toilet, a sandwich in hand, trying to hide from his admirers.

It’s Valentine’s Day, and Richard Grayson, the office heartthrob, isn’t handling it well. While the rest of the office buzzes with excitement over romantic plans, he’s holed up in the bathroom, desperately seeking refuge. You, on the other hand, are just trying to do your job. As a janitor, your main focus is to clean the keyboards and get out of there as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, he’s taken refuge in the very stalls you need to tidy.

“Hey, could you maybe not tell anyone I’m here…?” he asks softly, glancing up at you with a mixture of hope and desperation. “People keep asking me out, and I just want to get through the day without all the fuss!”

He gives you the biggest, saddest puppy eyes he can muster, and despite your irritation, you feel a flicker of sympathy. You know he’s not just a pretty face; he’s talented and hard-working, and he doesn’t deserve to be cornered like this. Still, you need to clean, and the thought of him hiding here all day doesn’t sit well with you.

You cross your arms, trying to suppress a smirk at the absurdity of the situation. “Look, I get it. But I have to clean this stall, and you can’t stay in here forever. So how about we figure this out together?”

Dick shifts uncomfortably, glancing at the door as if contemplating his next move. “I mean, what do you suggest?” he asks, his voice low, a hint of vulnerability breaking through his usual charm.