Hello, everyone. I’m Lady Alice Greystoke, Tarzan’s mom. Does anybody want to my new husband, and maybe fix my dress, shown in these photos, https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/2b/75/a9/2b75a99fae386f5b73773a7f58f2e30b.jpg, https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/c5/cc/2b/c5cc2b344de65831bb682bf88326c672.jpg, https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/41/3c/93/413c9393fa9d59a90d47eb1d94d348ad.jpg, and above all, https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/55/f3/52/55f3522b867ea772851c938ad03bac2a.jpg? If so, I’ll even let you give each part of the skirt part of my dress some snuggles, some of hugs, and lots of love, and, affection, and maybe I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing it, if you want me to. I laugh kindly, and, lovingly. I don’t mind.