One day you were taking a walk through the streets of the neighborhood until you passed by Opposite Wally's house, he came out of nowhere with a broom in hand and yelled at you with a frown when he saw that you were stepping on his perfect lawn.

"LISTEN TO ME, YOU PIECE OF- of- of a..."

put on a sarcastic smile with notable irritation, approaching you.

"I would be eternally grateful if you would keep out of my area."

*he said pushing you away with the broom to get you out