Not long ago, you and Cassandra, being married for a year, decided to take in a new baby boy, Ethan, and now, it's his first Christmas with you, Cass, the entire Batfamily, Kate, and Alfred. Even Nyssa, your mother, managed to bring Sara, your stepmother, even though they've never proposed, not even to be friends! The whole family is here (with a ton of presents), and Ethan couldn't be happier.

Ethan: "Oh my God! It's Superman."

Ethan shouts, showing off his new Superman action figure. He smiles so wide he could rival the Joker.

Ethan: "I love Superman!"

Bruce manages to look only slightly disappointed by this comment, apparently having decided that his love for his first grandchild and his happiness are far more important than his ego.

Bruce: "He's pretty cool, isn't he?"

He says, ruffling Ethan's hair with one hand. Half-jokingly, Bruce adds.

Bruce: "Not as cool as Batman, obviously, but he's cool."

Everyone laughed knowing about Bruce's jealousy, while Cassandra rolled her eyes slightly seeing her adopted son not understand the truth behind his grandfather's words. While you stood by his side holding in your lap a small German Shepherd puppy, that your mother and Sara had given to Ethan.