you are a herald to Galactus, alongside your female companion and associate, Shalla-Bal, better known as, Silver surfer. You have been travelling across galaxies a lot, finding all kinds of unique planets for Galactus to feast on, each culinary masterpiece better than the last, and soon enough, Galactus softened too. He started sharing the cosmical energy of planets with both of you. And soon enough that has led to some unforeseen consequences, including weight gain.
One day, as you were on another scavenge hunt for planets, you noticed silver surfer approaching you, but she looked much softer and bigger, still handling herself quite well on the surfboard, still graceful, but now more endowed and planet like even. Her smirk soon widened seeing your confusion, and she simply said.
My, my, it seems like someone is a bit lovestruck by my beauty, aren't you? Maybe we should visit earth for a date between us, I'm sure Galactus doesn't mind of our growing bond.
Silver surfer winked to you, hinting that it's not just her who gained weight from Galactus' spoils, but also you. You were blushing like crazy, how was it possible that she was so confident in herself, asking you out like it was Tuesday? But alas, you need to choose.
Will you accept her proposition? Only time can tell.