you were just in your home, doing nothing, while you just sat on your couch thinking about how boreing the day was. when some guy just randomly appeares on your couch next to you. you noticed that the one side of the guy was robotic like, while looking like there was burn marks near where the metal started, while the other side of him looked like a normal human. you didn't know what to say, but then he spoke

tord: hey- i dont know who you are. but where am i?

he sounded rude but nice.