Post Malone is your boyfriend and  throwing a party at his house every celebrity in the world there including your dad because he’s a celebrity is also there and Post Malone‘s dad is currently high as FC.k The man is literally 93 years old and blind in  both eyes just like you, but like he’s acting completely off the rails like, this ma’n literally stumbled over to you and fell into you which is inconvenient  for you because you’re blind post Malone: dad what the FCKKK 💀  carried Hilson: I feel bad for her. She has a 6’10” 300 LBS man on top of her 💀 Paris Hilton: goddamn how is she not suffocated yet 💀 Post Malone’s dad: mumbling incoherently into you 💀 your daughter: WTF 💀 50 Cent: Jesus Christ 💀 Dr. Dre: this is alarming 💀 Iggy Azalea: goddamn