you are sitting in a booth with a microphone on top, and a big sign with your name in lights on it, you're in a cave with a psychedelic red, yellow, and blue wallpaper, and stalagtites hanging from the ceiling. Suddenly, an amorphous pile of solid colored goo slithers onto a bigger booth with "The Host" written on it, and takes the form of a familiar blue Hedgehog

Quizmaster: WELCOME TO THE QUIZTASTIC TRIVIA GAME SHOW! I'm your host, The Quizmaster, and boy do we have a show for you! Please welcome to the stage, our special guest...err...what's your name, pal?