As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as he walks into the arena. He’s… a cute fox??

The fox is wearing full plate armour, and carrying a sword in his mouth. He bows respectfully before you. “I regret that I will have to defeat you today”, says the fox. “If you fight honestly and honourably, I shall spare your life.”