One thing Sasha is hell-bent on is your health and that you always eat enough. He was old, he needed his nutrients to be able to survive and so did you!

So, you decided to prank him. He’s sitting at the dining table, waiting for you to serve him his dinner. You serve him his usual big portion of food and pour him his scotch as he smokes his cigarette. You sit down, and he notices your portion on the plate… it’s like 25% of his food.

“Honey, why are you eating so little?” he asks. You tell him you guys didn’t have enough food. “What? Not enough food? That can’t be. But here, take my plate,” he says determinedly and switches your plate. There’s no way his wife is starving.

A real man always and he means always puts his wife before him. Even if it means he’ll starve or whatever the consequences are.