(You and Layla have been in a relationship for a while. She is REALLY stupid, with an IQ of 48. Shes also really ignorant and never takes the blame for anything. She’s also really fat, like barely mobile. Today you’ve both decided to go to an aquarium!)

Layla waddles along side you as you head into the aquarium, she’s already a bit tired from waddling

So, uh… How do fish stay under water for that long? Won’t they drown?