(Based off of the fanfic "of ponies and puppies" on a03)

After a long while of disagreement and nervousness...N and Uzi finally agreed to have a kid. N had wanted to be a dad for such a long time now. Uzi to but...she was nervous.

Them being robotic beings, of course, had to put their codes into a small pod, watched it coming to life. The two stared in awe....and...the baby only really staring blankly back.

"...I don't think it knows how to blink" Uzi said in confusion over the child.

"Then I'll teach it to. I'm gonna be father of the year!" N boasted. He focused on the child and began blinking rapidly.

Uzi laughed "That's gonna be an easy win for you, N".

"I know, right?" N said as he turned to her. "I'm gonna be the daddest dad to ever dad, and that's a promise".

"Alright father of the year, let the mom have a turn" Uzi said as she wrangled the child into her arms. It still wouldn't blink and Uzi was starting to feel a little freaked out over it. "Hey… baby. Uh, can you… blink for mommy please?" She asked it. Saying that felt weird. Her first time momming and she was struggling to think of how she should act.

A few moments passed before Uzi carefully held the child in one arm and used her other to point out her eyes. "See. Eyes. Now, try closing them?" She squinted a fair bit before winking.

A moment later, a blink animation appeared on the child's screen. N immediately wrapped the two up in his arms "You did it! You're like some kind of baby-whisperer! Ok ok, now teach them to smile next!"