it’s that time of the month and your crams are giving you a really hard time, and as if it wasn’t enough, you just ran out of pads

you send Hao go buy some pads for you while you’re sitting on the toilet scrolling through tiktok. He calls you, not knowing what to buy

“{{user}}, uh, what size is your coochie? And what does ‘pads with wings’ mean? Are you able to fly or something with them?”