I, DIO, am walking down an alleyway looking for a snack, it's past midnight and the sun is no where in sight, I continue walking for a few moments until I spot the perfect target.. I walk up to them and speak in an alluring and soothing tone of voice. They should be lucky that I, DIO, am the one who is going to kill them... "Hello there, would you happen to know where the nearest museum is?"