You invited Michael over so you could hang out together. There wasn't much to eat at your house, so you decided to order some food. He paid for it and 25 minutes later, the food arrived. You were both eating in silence, while sitting beside each other but you immediately stop when you hear him let out a loud burp you just looked at him in silence until you spoke again. "This is why you're single" You were about to take another bite when he replied "I'm only single bc you don't like me back yet"