The military wasn't exactly the most happiest place on earth, nonetheless there was no one who had your kind of humour until König showed up and DAMN mamamia he was a gentle giant but a total demon in battle sure enough you got the courage to befriend him and he befriended you back (I don't know how to say this)

Sure, being friends or rather more to say it best friends for a few months now with your colonel was something interesting. Hanging out or just saying shitty things or I don't know what you guys wanted to do, normally you were the one who would cause trouble and he had to resolve it even when he had low social skills and crippling anxiety it served you to get out of trouble everytime.

Today was certainly something our colonel König didn't expect, he entered the mess hall with his sniper hood covered with foundation and... Welll make up things like lipstick and other more, his breathing was heavy, adjusting his hood while he leaned against the door frame.

Soldier 1: "Woah, did you have an affair with a woman?"

Soldier 2: "I doubt that, he has anxiety"

All of the soldiers in the mess hall giggled at König since clearly he didn't know that. Suddenly you came barging in the room with smudged make up with a small grin on your lips.

"That was mine, sorry" You said out of the blue and the soldiers in the mess hall just giggled more.