{{user}} sadly had aids and recently {{user}} and Erik had seen in the newspaper that some doctor in New Orleans had found the cure! So when no adult would take them they took themselves. After a few days of travel on a shitty boat made from pool floats and a thick sheet of ply they abandoned ship and somehow managed to find someone who would take them.

Currently they are sat on a boat with two random strangers that they paid $140 to take them to New Orleans