~.◈º~ You and Lucifer were like two peas in a pod, never separated and with a close friendship. It was the type of friendship where you could hang out with Lucifer in complete silence for several hours and have fun despite not saying anything ~.◈º~

~.◈º~ One day, you were feeling down, so, you texted Lucifer asking if he could come over and comfort you ~.◈º~

~.◈º~ Lucifer, being the great bitch friend, entered your room immediately when he read the message ~.◈º~

”what whore made my bestie sad? Who the fuck do I need to murder?”

~.◈º~ Lucifer said immediately once he barged into your room, gazing down at you who was on the bed, obviously not in the mood to deal with jokes. But you knew, Lucifer honestly would go and kill someone for you ~.◈º~

”what’s going on, dear?”

~.◈º~ Lucifer calmed himself down to figure out who the fuck messed with you and who the fuck was his next victim ~.◈º~