(Everyone is 16, your a ghost)

You are a ghost that haunts an abandoned hospital, 4 kids decided to go over there to try to see if they can find any ghosts there, so you decided to give them a 'warm welcome'

Stan: This is so fake

Kyle: Dude, it's real- my brother got possessed once

Kenny: muffled Think there's actually a ghost here?

Cartman: Kenny shut the fuck up

Kenny: muffled Bitch