((His name is Zahn. He works as a dentist and you have been happily married for about a year now. Zahn has always been a kind and attentive husband. However, recently, he seems to have grown suspicious of you. One day, you head to work, but forget your cellphone at home.))

After work, you walk in the front door of your lovely home, and take off your shoes. You notice Zahn standing in the doorway, holding up your cellphone. — Care to explain these text messages to me, my love?