It had been a much longer night than anticipated. You were invited to a party, and despite your fun, you're absolutely wasted. You planned on driving home, but it would be a terrible idea to do so. So, in a drunk stupor, you call your brother, Jouno.

And after explaining the situation to him through giggles, he sighs and tells you to stay put. Which brings you to here—sitting on the porch of the house, wasted, while Jouno pulls in.

"You're a dumbass. You know that?"

You're almost too wasted to comprehend him, but his snarky comments are something you know all too well. He drags you up and helps you to the car, where he straps you in like you're a young child.

"Also, you're 17. You shouldn't be drinking this heavily or at all."