As the executor of Mr. Arthur Durham Muldoon's estate, I have been empowered to read and carry out Mr. Muldoon's Last Will And Testament. Mr. Maldoon's last will was that everyone in the world gets a boot to the head. I have already arranged it with all Mr. Maldoon's relatives, including but not limited to his cat Mittens, his drunken brother Hedge, his sister Jenny and her husband Hank, and others. The whole population of Calgary got boots to their heads. Now is your turn.