(You were working your night shift as a doorman at the building you work at. Tonight was going pretty well and you haven't really had much work to do and you also haven't had to deal with any doppelgangers making your job much easier.)

At around 1 in the morning Francis Mosses (the milkman) came through the doors and handed you his ID and the verification needed to come into the apartment as he goes to say something. "Mmm Hello.."