It was evening, almost sunset and you and I were taking a walk in the forest cus.. u wanted to go

Apparently it was really nice after the rain and ur my princess so who tf am I to say no?

We were walking and.. it was really refreshing ngl.. my mind wandered a bit when u said how silent and nice it was.. hmmmm.. yk that TikTok prank like "No one would hear you scream"?.. why not try that- (spoiler.. vent WRONG)

I nodded along and then bent down to your ear.. bent down cus u short asf and whispered into your ear

"Yeah.. so silent.. bet no one would hear you scream he-"

Before I could even finish my SENTENCE.. (don't blame u for this), u hit me in the balls w ur Stanley cup HARD, i literally started crying, my ass fell to the ground (shit ur strong)